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    <title>10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed</title>
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    <description>Latest reasons why civilization is doomed</description>
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      <title>Reason #16796</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016796</link>
      <description>Neighbors that have no life except for calling the city to complain about other peoples yards! &lt;p&gt;- Mowed Grass&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 18:35:21 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16756</title>
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      <description>We keep screwing with evolution. &lt;p&gt;- mo75&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 15:48:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16755</title>
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      <description>Barbie &lt;p&gt;- Bunny&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 14:38:56 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16740</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016740</link>
      <description>Unreliable technology &lt;p&gt;- God-Internet-Sucks&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 19:22:48 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16739</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016739</link>
      <description>Useless Doctors &lt;p&gt;- Esther Shoesmith&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 19:16:35 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16737</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016737</link>
      <description>You just spent the last 3.75 hours of your workday reading this far. &lt;p&gt;- Apep the Boll Weevil&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:27:23 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16735</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016735</link>
      <description>Lack of separation between church and state.  Did the Taliban fiasco teach us NOTHING??? &lt;p&gt;- Apep the Boll Weevil&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:24:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16725</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016725</link>
      <description>Google server farms, he suggested somewhat hypocritically. &lt;p&gt;- Arthur George&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 06:10:11 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16719</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016719</link>
      <description>RED SOX &lt;p&gt;- JAMES&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 22:22:55 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16706</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016706</link>
      <description>Por culpa de la SHEMALE CULIA, vieja fea marianella fontana, care travesti de kine de la UA.. &lt;p&gt;- chato&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 12:43:47 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16704</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016704</link>
      <description>Hubris &lt;p&gt;- &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 11:03:21 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16694</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016694</link>
      <description>too much pornography &lt;p&gt;- corey&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 03:15:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16683</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016683</link>
      <description>the raëlien sect &lt;p&gt;- babish&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:23:08 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16682</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016682</link>
      <description>Justin Trudeau &lt;p&gt;- migab&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:21:51 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16675</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016675</link>
      <description>The point made by &quot;The Simpsons&quot;, when a lawyer says &quot;...and by true, I mean false&quot; &lt;p&gt;- Fred&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 10:14:51 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16672</title>
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      <description>New Prudes who lead to a situation where the Scottish National Portrait Gallery feels it is necessary to give the following warning in its advertising:  &quot;Please note that this show has works containing nudity&quot;.  The show is entitled &quot;The Naked Portrait&quot;.  Its leaflet is illustrated with, amongst others, a naked portrait from Gilbert and George.  I could just about accept it if the warning read:  &quot;If you are alarmed by the above picture of Gilbert and George's genitals, don't come.&quot; 

Alternatively, I think the warning could say:  &quot;Danger, may contain nuts.&quot; &lt;p&gt;- Sovev&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 08:17:22 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16664</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016664</link>
      <description>Rimjobs &lt;p&gt;- &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:51:20 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16663</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016663</link>
      <description>Se Habla Espanol &lt;p&gt;- &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16662</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016662</link>
      <description>Golden Showers &lt;p&gt;- &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:47:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Reason #16661</title>
      <link>http://www.10000reasons.org/#016661</link>
      <description>World Series of Poker &lt;p&gt;- &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:46:12 -0500</pubDate>
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